Dating Fails: The Hot Witch

One wrong story and a whole date can go belly up. Like certain deadbeats I know, I like to learn the hard way, as it creates better stories.

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How to Substitute a “First Kiss” with a “First Slap”

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5 Ways to Appear NOT Interested (When You Actually Are)

You keep hearing that nice guys finish last, and you just can’t figure out what that means while you’re sitting at home alone on Saturday nights. You keep hearing women … Continue reading 5 Ways to Appear NOT Interested (When You Actually Are)